Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo

Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo
General Information
Species	Hiyokomagunetto
Planet	Rongudikkusutairu
Body Type	Rooster
Powers	Seductive Magnetism Relationship Negation Adaptive Sex Appeal Charisma Overriding Persuasion Negation Suggestion Negation Arousal Empowerment Empathetic Masochism Immense Charisma Enhanced Agility Enhanced Balance Enhanced Senses Enhanced Lung Capacity Limited Flight
Weaknesses	Dangerous Seduction Power Limitations Non-Combative
Other
Simplicitrix Placement	████
Debut	TBA

Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Hiyokomagunetto from the planet Rongudikkusutairu.

Appearance

Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo is a large rooster-like alien covered with bright green and pale blue feathers, featuring a large comb swept backwards and compromised of dark blue feathers, a rounded beak with a comb featuring several long hairs that gives it a questionably suggestive appearance, long wings, a cyan underbelly with a six-pack, light beige-orange legs from the knee down that each possess outstretched three-toed feet, two in the back and one in the front, none of which having proper talons or claws, and a prominent plume for a tail. While one may obviously question the very large slanted black box just below his abdomen, very evident from within his profile image, you are implored to use your very active imagination of what it may be covering up from view.

Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo wears the Simplicitrix on his ████.

Powers

• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo radiates such intense sexual energy from his being that his very presence will automatically cause any and all members of the opposite of his own sexual orientation to forgone their current romantic and sexual relationships, completely disregarding and ignoring their current partners in favor of Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo himself, in turn allowing him to effectively steal your bitch without the slightest hesitation.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo has adaptive sex appeal should anyone that he seduces not desire his looks, in which he can instantaneously reshape his own body structure and physical characteristics in order to accurately match the ideal image of their perfect partner, if not superior to what they can imagine, essentially functioning as a less glamorized, but more realistic version of Ultimate Hatchback's hallucinogenic pheromones. Should the results still be met without satisfaction, or if he switches to another partner, his physical form will re-adapt accordingly.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo can override the charisma of others with his own, negating certain abilities that can allow for subliminal manipulation without necessarily controlling the minds of others, such as persuasion and suggestion.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo becomes more powerful and spiritually invigorated through feelings of arousal, even if it may not necessarily be his own.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo has empathetic masochism, allowing him to reflect any and all sensations of pain dealt to himself back onto others.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo has the whole rooster ability package, including enhanced agility, balance, senses, and lung capacity, on top of short-distance flight.

Weaknesses

• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's seductive magnetism becomes self-destructive in nature should he amass too many partners, as once one of them realizes that they have competition, the ensuing brawl will override Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's control over them should there simply be too many of them.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's adaptive sex appeal doesn't further augment his abilities, only modify his appearance in the scenario that one of his partners isn't necessarily attractive to an alien rooster with a huge ████.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's charisma overriding cannot work as direct mental manipulation, such as mind control.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's empathic masochism has no effect on those incapable of feeling pain, such as those who can naturally suppress it.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo, despite generally having the natural abilities of Earth roosters, lacks talons on his toes, as he has very low combative potential outside of temporarily taking on a potentially stronger humanoid form through his adaptive sex appeal.

Etymology

• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's name is a play on the words "cuck," as in the act of cuckolding, and "cock-a-doodle-doo."
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's species name is the Japanese translation of "chick magnet," which can refer to both chicken and young women.
• Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo's planet name is the Japanese translation of "long dick style," most notably in reference to that Dope Island vine.

Trivia

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